11th May 2010

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A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

fuckyeahcomputerscience:

1801 - Joseph Marie Jacquard uses punch cards to instruct a loom to weave “hello, world” into a tapestry. Redditers of the time are not impressed due to the lack of tail call recursion, concurrency, or proper capitalization.

1842 - Ada Lovelace writes the first program. She is hampered in her efforts by the minor inconvenience that she doesn’t have any actual computers to run her code. Enterprise architects will later relearn her techniques in order to program in UML…

“Programmable Hyperlink Pasta” , Yeah!

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Tags: humor programming languages history
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    Ahh… Geek humor..
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    “Programmable Hyperlink Pasta” , Yeah!
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    kind of depressing if you know what really happened...him. Nevertheless: win.
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    I got every joke
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    I lol’d kinda hard at...UML joke. Well worth a read, fellow amateur programmers.
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